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I haven't changed my icon since I started this blog and I'm not gonna start now
idk who needs to hear this but take your fucking pto
We’ve entered Q4 of 2025, folks! If your PTO doesn’t roll over, start planning how to use that shit!
PTO is considered a part of your total compensation package. Meaning it’s part of your salary. When you don’t take it, you’re leaving money on the table that your employers will happily take back.
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The thing they don’t tell you about fried egg runny yolk is that if you put it in a sandwich it will be the best most delicious thing and you can mop up the egg with the bread, but in exchange you Will get so so messy and covered in egg yolk
(via rhapsody-the-red)
they dont tell you this but like half of adulthood is just washing the same FUCKING pan
WASHING THE FUCKING PAN AGAIN!!!!!
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Sorry Isabelle. Blame Tortimer.
Absolutely thrilled and gutted to have cause to revive this post I made in 2013.
(via lesbiansagainsttheatre)
i knowwww i have to let booing taylor swift go but this is making me laugh so hard for some reason
(via smeagles)
People don’t actually grow out of their emo phases. People are forced out of their emo phases by employers who get a raging boner over controlling how their employees dress, cut their hair, whether they mod their bodies and so on
How many beautiful emo men would we have if not for the tyranny of the 9-5. How many strange goth women are trapped inside the performance of a clean girl aesthetic because she needs to be able to eat. How many people are wage slaves when they should be punks?
A lot of people are talking about what you are and aren’t allowed to wear but I think that issue is secondary to what you are and aren’t allowed to do to your body. Like “you have to wear a polo shirt and dress pants” fine as long as you’re paying for the polo shirts and dress pants I now need to buy. Whatever. “You must have natural colored and clean cut hair, no facial piercings, no visible tattoos” now we have a fucking problem because I also have to have that hair face and body outside of the workplace. it’s literally pervert shit I’ve met 24/7 doms less horny about controlling how their subs look.
(via thewinterwitcher)
the main problem i have with america is that nothings old as hell there. i cant be so far away from a castle it damages my aura
man people really just say stuff on here huh
Noooo haha don’t spread racist ideals and colonizer propaganda by idolizing white european aesthetics above all else and denying the life and accomplishments of native peoples on their own lands
People have been living in the downtown area of Tucson, Arizona for at least 4,500 years. The greater Santa Cruz river valley has been occupied by humans for 12,000 years.
You see this?
That’s not a river. That’s the South Canal in Mesa, Arizona (Phoenix metro area).
This is a view of the East and South canals. At least half of all the Phoenix metro canals were originally built by the Hohokam (from roughly 200-1400 CE), and are still in use (restored) today.
Phoenix, Arizona actually has more miles (kilometers) of Canals total than both Venice and Amsterdam. No, really. Phoenix has about 180 miles of canals, many of which are built on ancient canal foundations.
below is an aerial view photo taken in the late 1930’s of one branch of Phoenix’s canal systems:
Also have the “Montezuma Castle,” if you need a castle:
I don’t need to look at some 12th century European castle to see age.
I HAVE A SUGGESTION
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forgive me father for i have opened a notification and read the message within to make the red dot go away and then forgot to reply for a month . it will happen again
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